Anong Sasabihin Mo Kapag Irate si Caller?

Grabe talaga ang mga callers.  Hindi ka pa nga nagsasalita, galit na.  Kasalanan bang maging isang Pinoy agent?  Sabi ng TL mo “turn the customer around.”  Sus, easier said than done.  Minsan, meron talagang mga caller na parang caveman.  Hindi makaintindi.  O kaya naman ay hindi mo maintindihan.

Anyways, nagkatuwaan kaming magkaka-teammates (salamat Master Aaron) at nag-isip ng magandang sabihin sa mga irate nating callers.  Ilan sa mga ito ay:

  • (Gayahin ang boses ni Yoda) “I sense much anger.  Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering. Suffering leads to the dark side!”
  • (In an indian accent) “Calm down, sir.  Anger is not the path to enlightenment.”
  • (If you can’t understand what the caller is saying) “Let me just transfer your call to a caveman speaking operator.”
  • (Kung ayaw sabihin ni caller kung anong gusto niyang mangyari) “Let me just transfer your call to a psychic helpline.”
  • (Kung gustong makipag-usap ni caller sa supervisor) “Sorry sir, my supervisor doesn’t want to talk to you.”
  • (Kung sigaw ng sigaw si caller) “Tell me sir, were you abused as a child?”

Ito ay ilan pa lamang sa mga napag-usapan namin.  Ipo-post ko pa rito yung iba pa.

Kayo?  Ano ba ang sasabihin niyo kapag irate si caller?

21 thoughts on “Anong Sasabihin Mo Kapag Irate si Caller?

  1. (kapag naging racist na tapos tinanong kung saan yung location mo)
    Caller: I can’t understand you. Where are you located?
    Agent: Philippines sir.. What about you? What state are you calling from?

  2. ..sir! you want to stress your point??!! go ahead!! shout a little more!! sabay pakyu sa screen ng computer..nyahhahahaha!

  3. irate na indian na sabe pngalan nia ay Winston or Samuel –

    Agent: Can you say “double trouble”?
    Indian: Debel Trebel
    Caller: (presses mute…lolling at the background)

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